Showing posts with label man. Show all posts
Showing posts with label man. Show all posts

Monday, November 2, 2009

Why Do Women Cry?

"Why Do Women Cry?" I am sure this question must have arisen in very man's mind at least once in their lifetime or for some this could have been the most mysterious thing in the world. So I take this opportunity to clear the air around this mysterious phenomenon and explain the beauty of it to every single man around.Hope the following stanza will help you all understand it and solve your doubts.

A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?"

"Because I'm a woman," she told him.

"I don't understand," he said.

His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will."

Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?"

"All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.


The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.

Finally he prayed to God who would surely know the answer.

When God responded he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?"

God said: "When I made the woman she had to be to be made special. I

made
her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet

gentle enough to give comfort. I gave her an inner strength to endure

childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I

gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else

gives up, and
take care of her family through sickness and fatigue

without complaining.I
gave her the sensitivity to love her children

under any and all
circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very

badly.I gave her strength to
carry her husband through his faults and

fashioned her from his rib to protect
his heart.

I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but

sometimes tests
her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him

unfalteringly.


And lastly, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers and only hers

exclusively to use whenever she needs it.
She needs no reason, no

explanation, its hers."


"You see my son," said God, "the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes

she
wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair.The

beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway

to
her heart - the place where love resides."
Hope now you all have understood this mystery about women,do you still have any confusion,then do share it with us.


Thursday, March 12, 2009

Nine Words Women Use

Few days back I received a very interesting Email from a friend that I would like to share with you all people.I felt this mail was interesting because it has somewhat realistic views and observations.I wonder who has written it Male or Female? If it is truly written by male,as it suggests, then it is commendable because his effort to understand women is not wasted,if not fully but he has understood some lingo of women.What say???

Here's the email......


N
INE WORDS WOMEN USE

I understand though we born for a woman, brought up with sisters,married a woman & have daughters, it drives every single man absolutely crazy if he EVER tries to understand the 'lingo of women'.

Pl find below a small contribution from my side to your 'better living'...

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.

(Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?'

For the woman's response refer to # 3.